English+2008

=A TIME FOR CRYING.=

In 2002 we got a beutiful black cat with brown splashes of colour.Kerry named her Gimmima.One year later (2003) an truck ran her over.About a day later Dad found her lying in the middle of the road.
===It was a good thing that Patrick had arrived that day and he was a big help.Patrick is a boy that was about 13,14 or 15 years old, he had the same dieseise as Anthony.He was like a kid the same age as me but alot taller.===

Everyone watched her get buried and Patrick made a speech for her.It was an very emotional moment.
===We all made a tombstone and outlined the grave with old bricks.Everyone wrote on their own brick and Dad wrote on the tombstone with an ending "RIP." That night we all stayed up late because we were all to tearful to sleep.===


=Mrs Snotbag.=

One day Mrs Snotbag made a donkey crash into her grandma who was in a wheelchair, who she really hated.The police saw what she did and put her in jail."Unhand me you creeps,"Mrs Snotbag said.
==="Sorry lady, but this is our job,"said the police.When she got to jail, she went to jail mall.She saw a really old man, who to her was hot.She ran up to him to kiss him, but he saw her and said "do you like to kiss frogs lady?"===

"Oh no,he's turned into a frog!"said Mrs Snotbag."Oh no,I kissed a frog!"So for the rest of her life she got teased for kissing a frog.
="ßrittney Špares ştole my purce."= ===In 1982 a grump old teacher was trying to fix hiperspace drive on the moon, when a flying shoe came in and hit her on the nogan. She collaps and hits the hiperspace drive, it blows up and she gos flying down to earth.On her way she hits an airoplane and gets a free ride to hollywood. To her siprise she finds Elives Preasly rocking it out on stage. Just then brittany spears steals her wallet, so the grump old teacher turns around and kicks the preasadent in the face. She runs away and hides in a dark scary ally way. The people of hollywood incloserd her with knives and pitch forks, and that was the last time anyone saw her again.===

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